Fire Twins
By: JB Inlae-Mamtus
The Boston Globe
NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL CALIX SENT TO PRISON
Calix was apprehended at approximately 7:39 last night. Authorities were called to the scene only to find Calix tied up and sitting in a circle of fire. A witness said that Calix had broken into her house and stole her grandmother's pink diamond earrings. Just as he was getting away there was a bright flash of light, and then two girls known as the Fire Twins arrived at the scene. They caught Calix and tied him up leaving him for the authorities. On behalf of the entire city we thank the Fire Twins for what they did. Hopefully we will be able to thank them in person soon. (They never stay at the scene after they save the day.)